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FIRST OF ALL, Thank you for all your emails!
Below are just a few of the kind letters that have been sent in, with comments about previous shows and events... I hope you enjoy them!

I attended your September 8 show for my birthday and I have to say that it was the funiest show I have ever seen at the club. You know what made it even better? It was predominately clean. Very classy and dangerously funny. I look forward to seeing another show.

Sincerely, Eric

 

Thank you so much for the wonderful time last night. I felt like a million dollars when I woke up this AM. I hope you will come back soon. Take care and God Bless.

Teressa


 


My Name is Carla, I met you in Savannah, Georgia about 4 yrs ago. You really helped me with my headache problems(I was on Morphine at the time), and since have never had to take any drugs for headaches because of the tools you tought me. I am living back in Southern California now and was wondering if you are going to be in the area any time this year. I would love to see your show again and I have a family member who is suffering and would like to have a session with you.

Thanks Gary, Carla

 

My name is Joel, I attend the high school at which you preformed on this very night I am writing to you. I thought that was the single most amazing and hilarious thing on the face of the planet. I was wondering when you will be in the area again. Thanks again Gary for an amazing night.

Joel


 


Hi my name is Anthony. I was your first and best fan from the city of San Antonio, Texas. I traveled to Dallas Texas once just to be in your show. I was hit by a drunk driver last year and suffered a severe brain injury but will never forget the fun I had under hypnosis during your shows. I have always been and will always be your biggest fan. I would love to go to some of your shows, especially if I can volunteer. I hope that you can write me back and let me know if you would let me volunteer again.

Looking for your reply,

Anthony

 

Thank you for the absolutely best time of my life!! My two daughters and myself were in the front row during the first show. Both of my daughters were onstage (the brunettes).

We are coming again and bringing lots of people with us. What you do is fantastic and I will always be there anytime you are in our area. I not only laughed the entire evening but today also each time I thought about it. I would like to be part of your show sometime but I am not as young as the folks onstage last night and although the mind is ready, willing and able, the body may not be able to do the "wild things" that went on last night.

Once again THANK YOU for a memory I'll never forget!

Your new #1 fan,

Rachel from Georgia


 


Thank you so much for coming out and entertaining us. I had a great time and so did everyone else I've talked to. I look forward to seeing you again in December at the Comedy Club.

Christi

Programs & Arrangements Committee Chairperson

Leadership Development Association

Alabama Power Company

 

Hi Gary,

I just saw the pictures from the show you did for us at Avalon Coffee. People are still giving me a "hard time" but I had fun. Just thought

you'd like to know. I hope to catch your show again soon. You were great!

Sharon Steele - Mornings WCZT-FM 98.7 The Coast


 


I was wondering where you will be next? We live in Norfolk Va. but will drive (almost) anywhere to see you.

Tina

 

I caught your show at the Comedy Catch in Chattanooga.
That was easily the funniest entertainment I have ever
seen. I have recommended your show to many of my
co-workers and would also recommend that they
"volunteer".

Oh my, that was funny, funny, funny. I have caught
myself laughing out loud at the slightest memory from
last night. I think my co-workers think I am now
slightly off center.

Thanks for the quality entertainment.

Ginger


 


Several of us attended your afternoon performance in Des Moines on Father's Day. We had a fantastic time. I have seen your show many times in the past. In fact, yours is the only one my husband and I care to return to at the Funny Bone. Our granddaughter loved it. I wish it had been better publicized. Many people I told about it would have love to come if they had known. A niece told me about it the day of the show. Anyway, it was great. I had a brother-in-law, a niece and her husband who were hypnotized that day. We really enjoyed it. Thanks for making our day!! Also, I checked out your many pictures of Molly-Grace. What a doll!!! And so much hair! Aren't babies just wonderful? I pray for blessings for your family. Have a great summer.

LOUJAC12

 

Hey Laura, it's Mikey.

Just wanted to thank you and Gary for doing the show tonight. It was a huge success. We are going to be putting pictures and audio of it on our website with a link to Gary's site. I have never seen anything like that before and I can't thank you enough for getting Gary here for us. Thank you again. It was our pleasure!

Mikey from the Q102 Freak Show

Q102philly.com


 


Just wanted to take a moment to let you know that you're show is wonderful. I haven't laughed so much in years. Also, we enjoyed meeting you last week. Keep up the great work. Hopefully, we'll get to see another show the next time you're in Birmingham.

Bill, Paula and Bridgette

 

Dear Mr. Conrad,


Seldom these days to I go out to a club but last week I was asked to attend your hypnosis show by someone with a company that owed me money. I thought it a good idea to stay close to those who owe me money so I went to the show although I had to drive to Boca Raton the next day. Sarasota for me has been a disaster starting I guess in the late 1920's when my grand father was chased out of Florida by the Klan since they did not really like his preaching at a local church. It turns out that my grandfather use to practice hypnotism at his church in Palmetto, Florida or at least that is how the story goes. One day based on other issues the Klan boarded up the church then burned a cross on his property so he took the family and moved to the Mid West. I still have not been payed by the people who took me to dinner and quite honestly after being out with them I do not expect to. These ramblings have nothing to do with your show. I just wanted to say that the show was absolutely great. I would like to thank you for your control of a situation that could get out of hand. I was thoroughly impressed and again thank you for your excellent performance. I really mean it, your show is great!!!!!!

Malcolm McNutt


 


Gary,

I want to again thank you so much for taking the time out of your schedule to be a part of our Christmas party. My wife told me that you did the perfect show. All my employees said this was the best party in the 17 year history of our company. Even my employees that complain about everything said they loved the show and are wanting to know when you will be back at the Comedy Catch. I can tell you this, you may see my whole company there at the Comedy Catch next time your in. Oh, one other thing, PLAN on being the entertainment next year at MCA’s Christmas party.

Thanks

Hal Landreth

Vice President

Mike Collins & Associates, Inc.

 

Dear Mr. Conrad,
My husband and I attended your show at The Comedy Catch on November 15, 2003. I wanted to let you know that we are very skeptical of these shows but, after seeing one in person we have decided that it was so damned funny, who cares if it isn't real! We loved the show. When you made that guy strip and dance with that turkey, I have to say I might have peed a little. Thank you for entertaining us.

Sincerely,

The Sherrill's

     
     

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